faith
November 07, 2009

Its Natural!
July 23, 2009

fourtitude
May 22, 2009

Scandal of The Rise of the A Gay
December 25, 2008

Revolutions
December 03, 2008

oh wow, how surprising, a straight talk show host uses richard simmons to make a socially acceptable fag joke and in the process make money
April 04, 2008

Schmeer in El Lay
April 04, 2008

With Notes of 9-11
March 02, 2008

Jerome Kerziel you Tempestuous Stud
January 26, 2008

Detractor Death Ray
January 24, 2008

The Apple IPod Earphone Crisis
January 14, 2008

I am an essentialist apparently
December 21, 2007

all the rage
October 21, 2007

undulating venezuelan Mary
September 09, 2007

interracial facial
August 22, 2007

Golden Thread Head
August 04, 2007

The Next Book
July 04, 2007

How Do you Poison with Polonium?
June 01, 2007

Writers Talking About Writing Makes Me Want to Puke
June 01, 2007

The Dumbest Sauna Conversation Ever
May 29, 2007

Its Official: The World Has Imploded
May 26, 2007

Circus Amok!
May 24, 2007

Hey! I'm trying to be a gay whore here!
May 01, 2007

Things That Are Definitely On The Way Out
April 20, 2007

Confessional Bubbles
April 15, 2007

Terminalone: Notes from Tulum
April 15, 2007

Expressive on Prosecco
April 15, 2007

The Credit Sunrise
February 23, 2007

Suggested Winter Tunes for my friend EJ
February 10, 2007

books recently read...
January 24, 2007

Notes on a Sex Scandal
January 14, 2007

Leona Naess Yr Kewl
January 03, 2007

And then there was the day I became Dame Maggie Smith
November 23, 2006

Sono qui al Roma
November 19, 2006

A Flash Flood Watch In Effect
November 07, 2006

The Slow Mood Movement
November 06, 2006

Who The Fuck are these Undecided Voters!?
October 31, 2006

Two Performance Art Pieces that No One will Do Because We are all Wussies
October 26, 2006

Art is giving me an empty marshmallow feeling
October 26, 2006

Noahs Arc, the best worst show on TV
October 20, 2006

Why i never get anything done.
October 16, 2006

I am a gasping carp like Jessica Simpson and it scares me
September 11, 2006

Open Letter to Aloishas, "Aly" September 2nd 2006
September 06, 2006

Splintery August 31, 2006
August 31, 2006

The Vapor of Today, August 10th 2006
August 10, 2006

The Oprah Cares About Nutrition Dream August 10th, 2006
August 10, 2006

Passionless but painless July 29th 2006
July 29, 2006

Books I Read Recently - July 25, 2006
July 25, 2006

Angelina shops at TJ Maxx - June 29 2006
June 29, 2006

exhibitionizzle
June 27, 2006

Provincetowned
June 13, 2006

After seeing Kammer/Kammer, the Willam Forsyth Dance Company, BAM, May 3rd 2006
May 05, 2006

Thoughts After Reading George Gissing's 'New Grub Street,' May 5th 2006
May 03, 2006

Sexual Ebay - April 25th 2006
April 25, 2006

The Clear Plastic Curtain - april 18th, 2006
April 19, 2006

Entiring Minds
April 14, 2006

my delayed bloggic persona
January 27, 2006

its been a while to say the least.
September 23, 2004

Oh my god
August 14, 2004

thanks to all of you guys who came to see me perform this last month.
June 28, 2003

It snowed again today.
June 04, 2003

Ok a few things.
May 10, 2003

I found this on the back of my Con Ed bill.
May 09, 2003

Oh my god i am so sorry.
March 21, 2003