Wait -- what about the murders *i* committed!?!?!

One of my oldest friends, Libby, who i have known since Pre-School, had this HILARIOUS dream once that we always talk about --

she dreamt that another friend of ours, John, had murdered someone and she had to hide the body, clean up the room, and help him concoct an alibi. She was so busy -- running around the house, getting blood out of the rug, disposing of the body, and trying to think up something airtight for John before the police came. then she woke up and lay in bed and thought, "Wait. What about the murders *I* committed!?"