A Typical Day at the American Apparel Corporate Headquarters

Michelle: And now, A typical day in the American Apparel office.

[everyone is wear AA tee-shirts or camisoles and those colored underwear with white ribbing]

Sandra fiddling with file
John walks in

John – Hey cunt!
Sandra – what’s up dicklicker?
John – Have a good weekend?
Sandra – Yea it was cool.
John – Oh! Sorry but do you think you could print the Minneapolis figures? Penisbreath wants them on his desk by noon.
Sandra – Not a problem
John – thanks cunt
Sandra – sure thing cock cheese.

John walks out
Gina enters

Gina – Hey shit chunk, Did you order butterfly clips?
Sandra – No. weird. I didn’t
Gina – hm…I wonder who did?
Sandra – Oh! You cum dripping diseased vagina, can you print out the Minneapolis figures for me? I need to get them to Dicklick by noon.
Gina – Youre in luck! I happen to have a copy on me right now!
Sandra – awesome! Thank you!


Gina walks out
Mike enters studying a folder and sucking on a big purple dildo.
Sandra walks over, politely knocks on the door

Sandra – Penisbreath? Is this a bad time?
Mike – No! no not at all Hi there Bloodfart!
Sandra – Dicklicker said you wanted the Minneapolis figures!
Mike – Oh my god perfect. Thanks so much.
Sandra – is everything in order?
Mike – Looks great. Hey! It’s Fucking Hairy Dyke Pussy’s birthday tonight, you should come out with us!
Sandra – Wow, thanks I’d love to
Mike – great! We’re meeting in the lobby at 7.30. See you then Vomit Whore!
Sandra – Bye!

Mike dives on dildo again, lights out.