This Fall's Hottest New Magazines

Swank! (all about Hilary Swank)…

Hilary’s top 5 backless gowns
Who She’ll be Thanking at Next Year’s Oscars (a Swank! Exclusive)
Chad’s Effortless Style: a history in pictures
“Hark Any Swirl,” “Yawn Silk, Rah!” and other anagrams of her name!

One (for today’s just-born infant)

How to Communicate with MilkSource More Effectively
Getting The Most Out of Your Mobile
Solids – the Hidden Dangers
Safire on the surprising origin of Goo
Hard Summer Abs – Start Now!

ATM Life

This Month’s Top Swiping Tips
What You Can Do About Keypad Bacteria
The Exotic Cash Machines of Budapest
Stuck Behind Someone Who is Depositing? How To Cope With Your Rage
’I Accidentally Selected Chinese!’ – Reader’s Tell Us Their Stories

Fear magazine

Ringing Phones
This Month’s Apocalypse According to the Calendars of Ancient Cultures
The World’s Ten Best Ways to be Killed Instantly
That Weird Loud Noise Down the Street Sounded like an Explosion

Actually magazine

Anti Bacterial Soap is Actually Bad for You
This Months Actual Traveler: People in LA are Actually Pretty Deep and Genuine
Actually, Muscle Doesn’t Turn Into Fat If You Stop Pumping Iron
Lincoln Was Actually Very Much A Ladies’ Man of His Time
Turns Out Stress Strengthens Your Immune System, Actually

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Breakthrough Advertising

1 – Teacher Tees. [drawing of a high school teacher wearing a tee shirt in from of a class, piled with ads for Linsey Lohan hair tinter, Green Chewers, Zap Mountain, OrlandoBloomisSoHot.com and a bunch of Nike and Adidas-like logos]

2 – Eyecatching Air Bags. [drawing of a white orb with ads for State Rock Life Insurance, Hoverlife motorized wheelchairs]

3 – Cuticle “Text messages.” [A hand with little messages printed in the cuticle (I mean on the white half moon part on the fingernail): “Try Sprig Gum 4 Frsh Brth” "U Nd a Sunkiss Tan" "Honeydew Brst
Augmntayshun"

4 – Uterine Projections. [Drawing of a red wall with glowing type on it: “Pop Up The Puffy puppet, Goople Babywipes, Snuggles, Kool Cigarettes.]

5 – National Holiday Celebrational Fireworks. [NRA, Daymart, “If you see something, say something”]

6 -- [Eva Longoria’s forehead]. [a forehead with ads for TexasHoldEm.Com, Madamoiselle magazine, Blessin Botoxo Night-Syringe Treatment.]